VERY VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - TOPI

Beta (maa se): "Ammi jaan! Iss sheeshi mein kaunsa tail hai?"
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Maa ne jawab diya: "Beta! Iss mein to gond hai."
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Beta: "Tabhi main kahon k meri topi sar se kion nahi utar rahi?"