VERY VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - AIK RUPEYA

Sheikh baap (betay se): "Agar main tumhein aik rupeya don to tum uss ka kya karo gay?"
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Beta: "Abbu! Main aap ko wapas kar don ga."
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Baap ne heran ho kar poocha: "Woh kion?"
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Betay ne jawab diya: "Iss liye k meray so janay baad waisay bhi aap meri jaib se woh rupeya nikaal hi lein gay."