GAINDA - REALLY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Judge mulzim se: "Tum ne iss aadmi k munh per ghonsa kion maara?"
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Mulzim: "Janab! Iss ne aaj se do (2) saal pehlay mujhay gainda kaha tha."
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Judge: "Agar do (2) saal pehlay kaha tha to ab marnay ka kya jawaz tha?"
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Mulzim: "Janab! Darasal main gainda aaj daikha hai."