PULL - VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Aik aadmi raat ko so raha tha k uss k uppar se aik choohiya guzar gaee.
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To uss ne uth kar shor machana shuru kar diya.
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Logon ne tasalli di k koi baat nahi, choohiya hi to guzri hai.
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Woh sahb bolay: "Aaj meray upper se choohiya guzri hai, kal ko billi guzray gi phir kutta guzray ga. Phir gadha, ghorra aur phir basein aur truck guzarnay lagein gay. Main pull ban'na hargiz pasand nahi karon ga."