FUNNY URDU JOKES - SHEEDAY KI MAA

Teacher (blackboard par M likhty howy): Sheeday, ye kia hy...?
Sheeda: Pata nhi
Teacher: Ye M hy. M sy MOTHER , jesy Feeqay ki maa.

Agly din....

Teacher (blackboard par W likhty howy): Sheeday, ye kia hy ?
Sheeda (sochty howy): Lagti to Feeqay ki maa hy par aaj taangen upar kar ke leti hy....!!!