VERY VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - MUSANNIF

Musannif (naye mulazim se): "Yeh kaun sa kaghaz jala rahay ho?"
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Pathan mulazim: "Sahb! Wohi jo aap ne abhi abhi likhay hein. Main koi pagal thorri hi hon jo baghair daikhay saaf kaghaz jala doon?"