REALLY FUNNY URDU JOKES - GAHAK KA KAAN

Aik gahak ne hajjam ki dukan mein kharray huye kuttay ki taraf ishara kartay huye hajjam se kaha: "Yeh kutta barri tawajjoh se tumhein baal kaat'tay huye daikh raha hai."
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Hajjam ne be-neyazi se baal kat'tay huye jawab diya: "Nahi sahb! Kabhi kabhi baal kat'tay huye gahak ka kaan cut kar neechay gir jata hai, yeh issi chakar mein yahan kharra rehta hai."