VERY VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - CHAAND AUR TAARA

Beta (baap se): "Abbu! Aap to mujh se bilkul muhabbat nahi kartay, jabkeh parros walay uncle apnay betay ko chaand aur taara keh kar bulaatay hein."
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Baap ne jawab diya: "Betay! Baat yeh hai k woh mahir-e-falkiyaat hein aur main jaanwaron ka doctor hoon."