VERY VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - GHUSAL KHANA

Aik larki (doosri se): "Behan! Tum mithaee ka daba ghusal khanay mein kion rakh rahi ho?"
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Doosri ne jawab diya: "Behan! Yehi to woh jaga hai, jahan Pappu kaee kaee haftay daakhil nahi hota."