REALLY FUNNY URDU JOKES - SARKARI KAAM

Wakeel (mulzim se): "Tumhein kis ilzaam mein griftaar kiya gaya hai?"
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Mulzim: "Sarkari kaam mein rukawat daalnay k ilzaam mein."
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Wakeel: "Tum ne kya kiya tha? "
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Mulzim: "Police wala paanch so (500) rupay maang raha tha aur main ussay sirf do so (200) rupay dena chahta tha."