REALLY FUNNY URDU JOKES - BHAINS

Teen (3) pathan subh ki sair kar rahay thay k unn ko aik bhains nazar aaee jiss k munh se jhaag nikal raha tha.
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Aik ne kaha: "Daikho, bhains saban kha rahi hai."
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Doosra bola: "Nahi bhaee! Bhains saraf kha rahi hai.
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Teesray ne kaha: "Tum donon bilkul bewaqoof ho, bhains to toothbrush kar rahi hai."