REALLY FUNNY URDU JOKES - DUKANDAR

Gahak (dukandar se): "Bhai sahb! Aap k paas cheeni hai?"
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Dukandar bola: "Haan janab! Bilkul hai."
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Gahak: "Aur saban?"
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Dukandar: "Janab! Woh bhi hai."
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Gahak: "Acha to phir haath dho kar aadha kilo cheeni day dein."