FUNNY URDU JOKES - DOCTOR SAHB

Mareez (doctor sahb se): "Doctor sahb! Mujhay aisi cheez k zuroorat hai jiss se main chaaq- o-choband ho jaon, meray rongtay kharray ho jaein. Main larrnay marnay per taiyyar ho jaon. Kya aap ne meray liye nuskhay mein aisi koi cheez shaamil kar di hai?"
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Doctor ne jawab diya: "Nuskhay mein nahi, bill mein zuroor shaamil kar di hai."