REALLY FUNNY PUNJABI JOKES - SARDAR KA SAWAL

Minister: "Bomb blast mein halaak honay walon ko paanch laakh rupay (5,00,000) aur zakhmi honay walon ko teen laakh (3,00,000) rupay denay ka ilaan kiya jata hai."
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Sardar: "Tay jehnaan da 'tarraah' nikaleya ey, ohnaan wastay kujj naee?"