VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - CHORI KA ILZAAM

Judge (mulzim se): "Tumharay khilaaf chori ka ilzaam saabit nahi ho saka iss liye tumhein reha kiya jata hai."
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Mulzim: "Janab! Mujhay aik hafta qaid mein rakha gaya hai, iss k badlay mein koi chhota mota jurm karnay ki ijazat hai kya?"