VERY VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - IMAANDAARI

"Yaar duniya se imaandaari bilkul khatam ho gaee hai. Mera mulazim cheh (6) qameezein chura kar bhaag gaya hai."
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"Kitni maaliyat ki theen woh qameezein?"
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"Pata nahi, main ne khareedi nahi theen. Kal koi meray office mein bhool gaya tha. Main unhein utha kar ghar lay aaya."