FUNNY URDU JOKES - DHOKA

Judge: "Tum apnay aath (8) saala record mein pehli martaba pakrray gaye ho. Tum qanoon ki grift mein kaisay aaye?"
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Mulzim: "Meray saath dhoka hua hai."
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Judge: "Woh kaisay?"
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Mulzim: "Main matlooba tijori tak pohncha to wahan aik button tha, jiss k neechay likha tha 'Tijori kholnay k liye yeh button dabaein.' Main ne button daba diya.
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Judge: "Phir kya hua?"
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Mulzim: "Hona kya tha? Button dabatay hi siren bajj parra."