FUNNY URDU JOKES - SARDAR AUR PATHAN

Aik sardar aur pathan aapas mein gehray dost thay.
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Sardar pathan se: "Agar tum sardiyon mein musalsal aik maah namazein parrho gay to main tumhein aik bakra inaam mein doon ga."
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Pathan aik maah tak musalsal namazein parrhta raha.
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Aik maah baad jab pathan ne sardar se waday k mutabiq bakray ka mutaliba kiya to sardar ne kaha: "Kaunsa bakra? Main ne to tumhein aazmanay k liye mazaq kiya tha."
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Yeh sun kar pathan ne aag bagula hotay huye kaha: "Mujhay pehlay hi tum per shakk tha, issi liye main bhi baghair wuzoo aur baghair topi k hi namazein parrhta raha hoon."