VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - SAUDAY BAAZI

Aik pathan bachay k dada ka intaqal ho gaya.
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Parros ki do (2) khwateen taziyat k liye aaeen, unn mein se aik boli: "Sattar (70) k to hon gay."
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Doosri boli: "Nahi, saath (60) k hon gay."
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Pass hi pathan bacha baitha batein sun raha tha, woh bola: "Chalo aunty! Tum chalees (40) hi day do."