VERY VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - KAMBAL

Aik american fauji apnay doston ko Afghanistan k safar ki rudaad suna raha tha.
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"Uff! Kitna larzah khaiz samaan tha. Meray daein baein, aagay peechay afghani hi afghani kharray thay."
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Aik dost ne beqarar ho kar poocha: "Khuda ki panah! Phir tum ne kya kiya?"
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American fauji bola: "Main kar hi kya sakta tha... Chaar-o-nachaar aik kambal unn se khareedna hi parra."