VERY VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - SALESMAN

Aik salesman gahak ko aag bujhanay ka aala khareednay per aamdah kar raha tha.
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Saleman: "Yeh aala pachas (50) baras aap ki khidmat karay ga."
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Gahak ne jawab diya: "Itni umar kis ne yahan rehna hai?"
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Saleman iss ki baat samjhay baghair jaldi se bola: "To kya hua? Aap jahan bhi jaein issay saath lay jaein, yeh wahan bhi aap k kaam aaye ga."