VERY VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - NAUKAR

Aik admi (apnay dost se): "Main aik musavvir ko janta hoon jiss ne makrri ka jala iss khoobsurti se banaya keh uss ka naukar ussay kaee ghantay tak chhat se saaf karnay ki koshish karta raha."
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Dost: "Bhaee mujhay yaqeen nahi aata."
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Admi: "Kion nahi?... Duniya mein aisay musavvir guzray hein."
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Dost: "Yaqeenan aisay musavvir guzray hon gay lekin aisay naukar kahan hotay hein?"