VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - SHAADI SHUDA

Ustad ne shagird se kaha: "Uss ne khudkhushi kar li aur ussay khudkhushi karni parri... Donon jumlon mein wazeh farq batao."
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"Iss ka to seedha saadha jawab hai sir!" Shagird ne kaha: "Phela jumla zahir karta hai keh woh parrha likha berozgaar tha jabkeh doosray jumlay se pata chalta hai keh woh shaadi shuda tha."