VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - AURAT KI BARTARI

Aik khatoon muqararah waqt tak nahayat josheelay andaz mein taqreer kar rahi theen.
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Mozu tha 'Aurat ki bartari' josh-e-khitabat mein woh boleen: "Main poochti hoon inn mardon se, agar aurat na hoti to woh kahan hotay?"
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"Qabar mein." Peechay se manchalay naujawan ne jawab diya.