FUNNY URDU JOKES - DARAKHT PER HAATHI

Sardar ji aur khan sahb baithay aapas mein batein kar rahay thay.
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Sardar ji bolay: "Agar aik haathi darakht per charrha hua ho aur neechay utarna chahta ho to ussay kya karna chahiye?"
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Khan sahb kuch dair sochnay k baad bolay: "Ussay chahiye keh kisi pattay per baith kar khizaan ka intazar karay."