REALLY FUNNY URDU JOKES - RAILWAY TIME

Gaarri late thi.
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Aik sahb inquiry per pohnchay aur ghussay se poocha: "Agar garriyaan late hi hoti hein to phir inn ki aamd-o-raft ka time table laganay se kya faeyda?"
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Jawab mila: "Janab agar garriyaan waqt per aanay lageen to aap poochein gay ke waiting room ka kya faeyda hai?"