VERY VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - FAMILY

Kisi ghareeb dehati ka larka mehnat mushaqqat kar k kuch parrh likh gaya aur bahar k mulk chala gaya.
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Wahan kuch arsay k baad settle honay per uss ne apnay walid ko khatt likha keh abba main ne yahan makan ka bandobast kar liya hai, lehaza meri family bhaij dein.
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Ghareeb walid ko family ka matlab ka pata nahi tha.
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Uss ne school se wapas ghar aatay huye aik larkay se family ka matlab poocha to ussay bhi pata nahi tha magar sharmindagi se bachnay k liye uss ne family ka matlab bataya: "Rizaee."
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To boorrhay walid ne jawab mein likha: "Beta! Tumhari family choohay kha gaye hein, tum wahan naee family bana lo."