REALLY FUNNY URDU JOKES - NAU DAULATTIYA

Aik nau-daulattiye ne apna shajra-e-nasab murattab karwanay ki thaani.
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Uss ne aik tajarba kaar shakhs ko iss kaam per mamoor kiya.
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Kuch din baad nau-daulattiye k aik qareebi dost ne uss se poocha: "Iss silsilay mein woh shakhs kahan tak kamyaab raha hai?"
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Nau-daulattiye ne jawab diya: "Uss ne itni maloomaat hasil kar li hein keh ab main uss ki zuban band rakhnay k liye ussay raqmein day raha hoon."