VERY FUNNY URDU JOKE - LIFE JACKET

Aik jahaz k doobnay ka khatra tha, captain ne musafiron se kaha: "Agar aap mein se kisi ko doobnay se bachnay ki dua aati hai to woh haath utha lay."
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Aik shakhs ne haath kharra kiya.
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Captain ne kaha: "Aap dua per guzara karein, hamaray paas aik life jacket kum hai."