FUNNY URDU JOKES - DARWAZAY KA HANDLE

Thaikaydar: "Yey bataiye keh aap kis qisam ka makan banwana chahtay hein? Aap k zehan mein kis qisam ka naqsha hai?"
.
.
.
Shohar: "Meray zehan mein to koi khas naqsha nahi hai, baat bus itni si hai keh meri biwi pichlay dinon itwar bazar se darwazay ka aik handle khareed laee hai. Bus koi aisa makan bana dijiye jiss mein woh handle umdaah tareeqay se lagg jaye."