VERY VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - ADDA

Sayasi leader jalsay se khitaab kartay huye apnay ikhlaaq aur aala kirdar k baaray mein bata rahay thay keh aap meri sharafat ka andaza iss se laga lijiye keh iss shehar mein fahashi k kam az kam do so (200) adday hein lekin main ne inn mein se aik mein qadam nahi rakha.
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"Woh aik adda aaj subh hi khula hoga?" Mujma se aawaaz aaee.