VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - DAIR KIS BAAT KI HAI

Thanay mein phone mosool hua keh aik shakhs Habib bank plaza ki aakhri manzil tak pohnchnay mein kamyaab ho gaya hai aur wahan se kood kar khudkushi karna chahta hai.
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Illaqay ka S.H.O bhagam bhaag wahan pohncha aur uss shakhs ko mukhatib kartay huye bola: "Khudkushi haram hai, mat karo, apni rooh ka khayal karo keh tum to khatam ho jao gay magar tumhari rooh hamesha saza jheelti rahay gi."
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"Main dehriya hoon." Uss shakhs ne jawab diya.
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S.H.O: "Apni biwi aur apnay masoom bachon ka khayal karo."
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Woh shakhs bola: "Main ghair shaadi shuda hoon."
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S.H.O: "Apnay waldain ka khayal karo."
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Aadmi: "Meray maa baap mar chukay hein."
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S.H.O: "Or nahi to apnay behan bhaiyon ka socho."
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Uss ne jawab diya: "Mera koi behan bhai nahi hai."
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S.H.O: "Phir bhi zindagi barri qeemti hai, issay hansi khushi guzaro, ghoomo phiro, tafreeh karo."
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Woh bola: "Ghoomnay phirnay k liye koi jaga nahi hai."
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S.H.O: "To phir V.C.R aur dish per indain filmein daikho."
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Jawab mila: "Indian filmon, V.C.R aur dish, teenon ka mukhalif hoon."
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"To phir dair kis baat ki hai? Neechay chhalaang kion nahi lagatay kambakht?" S.H.O ne ghussay se daant peestay huye kaha.