VERY VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - TOTAY KA PINJRA

Aik professor apnay kisi dost k ghar raat k khanay per gaye.
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Ehtayatan laltain iss khayal se lay gaye keh agar bijli chali gaee to wapsi per preshani na ho.
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Dawat k baad raat gaye wapas ghar aa gaye.
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Doosray din subh maizbaan ka mulazim aik ruqqa lay kar aaya, jiss per tehreer tha: "Aap ki laltain bhijwa raha hoon, barah-e-meharbani aap meray totay ka pinjra bhi bhijwa dein."