FUNNY URDU JOKES - DO DAAKU

Aik purani nisf darjan shaadiyan karnay wali film actress k ghar mein do (2) daaku ghuss aaye.
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Uss ne police ko phone kiya: "Hello Inspector! Iss waqt meray ghar mein do (2) hattay kattay mustanday daaku ghuss aaye hein. Aap meharbani farma kar inn mein se sirf aik (1) daaku ko pakarr kar lay jaein."