VERY VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - PINKI

Zuban aur qawaed k ustad ne class mein lecture detay huye kaha: "Agar koi bhi lafz paanch (5) baar dohraein gay to woh hamesha k liye aap ka ho jaye ga."
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Pehli line mein baithay huye Pappu ne zer-e-lab dohrana shuru kar diya: "Pinki...Pinki...Pinki."