FUNNY URDU JOKES - DO MAZHABI KITAABEIN

Aik barray shehar k book seller se kisi mazhabi aadmi ne mazhab se mutalliq do (2) kitabon k addition talab kiye.
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Aik kitaab ka naam 'Khuda k man'nay walay' aur doosri ka naam 'Khuda per aitmad karnay walay' tha.
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Book seller ne wada kiya k woh haftay k andar andar yeh addition apnay doosray shehar k agent ko taar day kar mangwa day ga.
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Uss ne taar diya.
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Wahan se jawab aaya: "Hamein afsos hai keh yahan 'Khuda ka man'nay walay' aur 'Khuda per aitmad karnay walay' donon hi khatam ho chukay hein."