VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - PAPPU KI MUMMY

"Daddy! Main aap se baat kar raha hoon. Please mummy se mat kahiye ga, unhein bachay palnay nahi aatay." Pappu ne baap se shikayat kartay huye kaha.
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Daddy: "Tumhein yeh khayal kion aaya beta?"
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Pappu ne jawab diya: "Aap khud hi daikh lein k woh uss waqt mujhay sonay k liye bhaij deti hein jab main jaag raha hota hoon aur uss waqt jaga deti hein jab main so raha hota hoon."