VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - BECHARA CHOOHA

Jungle mein sher ki shaadi ho rahi thi.
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Jab baraat chalnay lagi to achanak aik chooha baraat k aagay aagay nachnay laga.
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Sher ne uss se kaha: "Bhaee! Tum kion naach raha ho? Yeh kisi choohay ki shaadi to nahi hai."
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Chooha bola: "Shaadi se pehlay main bhi sher hua karta tha."