VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - DAAKU KI BIWI

Aik daaku ki biwi jail mein ussay milnay aaee.
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Idhar udhar ki baton k baad daaku ne sargoshi se poocha: "Woh jo daakuon ka assi laakh (80,00,000) rupeya bacha kar rakha tha jissay police bhi mujh se bar aamad na kar saki thi, woh mehfooz to hai na?"
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"Han!... Woh jitna mehfooz hai itna shayed kisi bank mein bhi mehfooz nahi tha." Biwi ne jawab diya.
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"Kya matlab?" Daaku ne moonchein marorrtay huye poocha.
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"Jiss khaali plot mein tum ne raqam dafan ki thi, uss per dass (10) manzala plaza ban gaya hai." Biwi ne sargoshi mein jawab diya.