VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - BAD QISMATI

"Aik roz mummy ne daddy ko baagh mein se sabzi torr laanay ko kaha. Daddy k haath mein lambay phall ka chaaqu tha, bad-qismati se daddy ka pair phisla aur woh iss tarah girray k taiz dhaar chaaqu ne unn k sheh rug kaat di."
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"Oh! Barra afsos naak waqeya tha..." Phir tumhari ammi ne kya kiya?"
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"Unhon ne uss roz majbooran daal pakaee thi."