VERY VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - MALKAN

Naukrani: "Aap ne mujh per chori ka fuzool ilzaam lagaya hai... Mujhay woh alfaaz nahi mil rahay keh jin se main aap ki tasalli kar sakon."
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Malkan: "Tumhein woh alfaaz nahi mil rahay aur mujhay do (2) shalwarein, aik maiz posh aur do (2) kurtay nahi mil rahay."