JURMANA - FUNNY URDU JOKES

Beta: "Abba jaan! Mujhay aik (1) rupeya jurmana hua hai."
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Abba Jaan: "Woh kion?"
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Beta: "Main aaj school late gaya tha."
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Abba Jaan: "Main tumhein school letnay k liye bhaijta hoon ya parrhnay k liye?"