Ustad (shagird se): "Anday aur danday mein kya farq hai?"
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Shagird: "Janab! Koi farq nahi, donon khanay ki cheezein hein."
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Shagird: "Janab! Koi farq nahi, donon khanay ki cheezein hein."
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