KAMI - VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Badshah (mazdoor se): "Kya tu ne mera maqbara taiyyar kar liya hai?"
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Mazdoor: "Ji badshah salamat."
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Badshah: "Iss mein kisi cheez ki kami to nahi hai?"
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Mazdoor (adab se): "Bus aap ki kami hai huzoor."