JHOOT - VERY VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Aik aadmi naukri ki talash mein aik shakhs k paas pohncha.
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Uss shakhs ne poocha: "Khana pakana jaantay ho?"
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Jawab mila: "Ji haan."
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Sawal kiya gaya: "Car chalana jantay ho?"
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Phir jawab mila: "Ji haan."
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Sawal kiya gaya: "Jhoot bolna jantay ho?"
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Iss per ummeedwar ne jawab diya: "Aap ka kya khayal hai, abhi tak main kya kar raha hoon?"