DUKH HI DUKH - VERY VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Aik sahb najoomi k paas gaye aur uss se apni qismat ka haal poochnay lagay.
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Najoomi ne haath daikh kar kaha: "Tumhari qismat mein paanch (5) saal tak dukh hay."
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Aur paanch (5) saal k baad kya hoga?" Woh sahb bolay.
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Najoomi: "Phir paanch (5) saal mazeed dukh hai."
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Unn sahb ne poocha: "Phir?"
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Najoomi: "Phir dukh nahi hoga?"
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Woh sahb khush hotay huye: "Phir khushi milay gi kya?"
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Najoomi: "Nahi, tumhein dukh sehnay ki aadat ho jaye gi."