NAQLI NOTE - VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Aik naukar apnay maalik se: "Sahb! Aaj kachehri mein do (2) dass (10), dass (10) k note millay hein."
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Maalik bola: "Aray woh naqli hein."
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Naukar ne jawab diya: "Ji haan, mujhay maloom hai keh woh note naqli hein, issi liye to main aap ko bata raha hoon."