A man walks by the sea and suddenly hears someone yelling:
"Help, help! I’m drowning, I don’t know how to swim!"
He turns around, notices a man drowning, and asks, "Parla Italiano?"
The drowning man says: "Si, si! Parlo Italiano! Aiuto, per favore!"
"You idiot! It would have been better for you to learn how to swim than to learn Italian."
"Help, help! I’m drowning, I don’t know how to swim!"
He turns around, notices a man drowning, and asks, "Parla Italiano?"
The drowning man says: "Si, si! Parlo Italiano! Aiuto, per favore!"
"You idiot! It would have been better for you to learn how to swim than to learn Italian."
