HAATHI - VERY VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Aik sahb gawalay se taza doodh lay kar ghar pohnchay.
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Ghar pohnch kar doodh kisi doosray bartan mein muntaqil karnay lagay to doodh mein se aik maindak bar aamad hua.
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Woh sahb foran shikayat liye gawalay k haan gaye aur bolay: "Janab! Main abhi abhi jo taza doodh lay kar gaya tha, uss mein se maindak nikla hai."
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Gawalay ne difaee andaz mein poocha: "Janab ne kitna doodh liya tha?"
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Woh sahb bolay: "Aadha kilo."
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Gawalay ne kaha: "Janab! Aadha kilo mein se maindak hi niklay ga aur kya haathi nikalta?"

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