BEGUM - REALLY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Naee puraani nasal k rawaiyye ka zikar kartay huye aik sahb keh rahay thay: "Ab meray betay ko hi lay lijiye. Aik raat main ghar pohncha to daikha keh mera cheh (6) baras ka bacha darwazay per kharra ro raha hai."
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Main ne ronay ki wajah poochi to bola: "Abhi abhi aap ki begum ne mujhay maara hai."

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